Monday, February 7, 2011

Felix and Blanch do KC Country Club Plaza. Pam drove them and watches the Medical Hum V as Blanch smokes her Capris on the patio in her Ray Bans and hooker heel boots as Felix learns to do screen shots on shitting PC net book.

Felix: Fucking, fucking... omg! ctrl + f + JXK + niner + thong 9 to the square root of infiniti??? What the fuck! Blaaaaaaanch!
Blanch: Go fuck yourself. I'm thinking. (Her thoughts: Should have worn a guarder today. Fucking muffin tops... Who's Jenny Croge? Weight loss?? Fuck it. What are those body support bras... covers thigh to shoulder. Hmm... maybe I'll head to Halls)
Felix: Blaaaaanch! This company hates me!
Blanch: (Her thoughts: he use to be so young, so bright, so promising? What happened??) Go fuck yourself. 

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